The posted photograph (above) was shot by the humanly female Alexandria Lawrence of Texas at Bay Area Park. I think this picture realistically captures the physical essence that is El Stephanimal, legally deemed as ‘Stephanie.’
Expectations and forecasts for this blog are lacking severely, but I can assure you that posts will have little to no correspondence to one another whatsoever. Also, I must inform you that much of my writing is sarcastic, satiric, and not serious in the least bit. In the occurrence of these events, please refrain from assuming my writing to accurately reflect my life, opinions, or beliefs. The only appropriate assumption you are permitted to make (with occasional exception) is that I do not take life very seriously. After all, no one gets out alive.
-El Stephanimal
